So, I like to think I'm absurdly witty at times, which makes me think I really need to apply for this gig. :)
Groupon is looking for Freelance Writers to help write blurbs for their awesome daily deals.
Compensation is $22 per write-up (which takes about an hour) You HAVE to do 10 write ups a week, but can't do more than 20. That's $220-$440/wk! Not shabby!
To apply, you have to send over all your stuff (resume, cover letter, AND a writing sample).
Here's the page with all the details.